I got a text message suggesting ways Jennifer could induce labor.
Jumping Jacks
Castor Oil
Liver Pudding
We are now 7 days past the due date and she still won’t have anything to do with the Liver Pudding. I tried to show her a picture of the package. (The one from the original Ring Liver Pudding post) I thought maybe just the image might have some effect. She saw through my plan and said before the picture materialized on the screen, “Is that the liver pudding? I don’t even want to see it. I know what it looks like, Dennis. Every time you mention it I see a pile of poop in a pan. Diarrhea in a pan. I don’t need to see a picture.” Still no baby.
3 comments:
Obviously Jen does need to embrace Liver Puddin's medicinal attributes. If she even refuses to even look at the picture I'm concerned that the baby may never be born.
As a human rights advocate I call for Jen to look at the picture!!
Andy,
I'll set a picture of Liver Puddin' as her Pic ID for your phone number. Then you can call her and she will be forced to look at the picture. Best of all you can take the credit! or blame. This will be a great one for the medical journals.
Give me a little time to set it up.
From Jennifer's Aunt about why the baby might be late
"Or maybe the baby is worried Dennis will feed him liver pudding!"
I never thought of that!
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